Ok, a few weeks ago I get home from work, let the cat out and decide to step onto the patio for a beer & cig.

I'm standing there just looking up at the sky, enjoying the beautiful weather. Suddenly I hear a chirp/squeak and turn around to see my cat darting from the woods, down the hill, chasing something and heading right at me. before I could figured out what it was, I felt something climb up my leg. I looked over my right shoulder and all I could see was a little, brown fuzzy tail sticking out off of my right butt cheek.

I started yelling and flailing my arm and spinning in circles. I fell against our grill and skint my elbow. My cat ran off under my gazebo and was giving me a "What did I do" "What did I do" look.

With all of that excitement, I NEVER spilled a drop of my beer :-D

The creature, I assume it was a chipmunk, ran off to live another day.

Now, keep in mind, all of this happened within a 10 second time frame. After I was sure the creature wasn't on me, I laughed so freaking hard at myself. I wish someone could've gotten that on video. It was priceless.

I've NEVER had anything like that happen to me.

bahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!

Good times...