so as per usual im getting the random requests, sometimes not even requests just messages.

from ( lets call him) NICK

NICK: hi whats your name?

ME: brandon john the 3rd.

NICK: im nick are you a girl?

ME: only on the weekends, i like to be called tiffany two tits.


i doubt very much ill get a reply.


if you have any stories feel free to add them. i just love messing with peoples heads.

oh my goodness he replied.

he said

NICK: ok:) are you a girl?

ME: only on the weekend im bi gender

NICK: so you are

ME: only on the weekends i like to tuck my penis between my legs and wear corrective pants.

then he sent me to more says "OK" and


what a idiot. lol.

Fifiville - 07 March 2011 05:11 PM

Hahahaha what an idiot! I guess he liked finding a bi gender

it appears to be so, my husband was gettign a good laugh out of it too.

Lol I guess male brains tend to stop thinking when they read "bi" - it's like OMG GIRLS KISSING GIRLS!!!! - ignore function enabled for the rest of the text

I got an add I'll call him Brad

Me: Hi I got a request how do I know you

Brad: I'm not sure I think we played something together

Me: ummmmmm

Brad: Can I send you pictures

Me: You are going to try to send me naked pictures aren't you?

Brad:.... never mind

I got a really weird one the other day while playing Halo Reach Firefight. Two randoms and a friend and I were playing.


Twit: I want to suk ur dik.

*blink* I literally looked down it caught me so off guard. I did the usual report/block and moved on. The really odd part was that he continued to play with us through the match.