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| Posted: 24 February 2010 10:25 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 839
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Another game ladies.
It's simple, 1st person asks a stupid question and the next person gives a stupid answer.
I'll go 1st:
Why do people have thumbs?
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| Posted: 24 February 2010 11:44 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 41
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Um cause we were born with thumbs  lol |
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| Posted: 24 February 2010 02:02 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 406
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Why do bears love honey ?
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| Posted: 24 February 2010 04:22 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 839
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Because their greatest enemy is the bee.
Is earth really round?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 02:31 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 204
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So the Northern Hemispehere doesn't have to make bunches of fake snow for Christmas movies.
Why do we have 10 toes?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 04:25 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
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because our hands would feel left out otherwise.
why do men have nipples???
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 06:10 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 186
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because they used to be women, but where useless at it so their bodies changed.
what time of day is safest to meet the mother-in-law?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 09:07 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 839
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After sun down when she turns into a nice person.
Do I have to mix PB & J in order to get the best taste?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 09:10 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
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no i hear dog poop and sugar works just as well.
why do farts smell?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 09:50 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 93
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so blind ppl can appreciate them aswell
wat was the first person to discover u could get milk from a cow really doin?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 10:11 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 93
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Looking for their glasses
Why do cars have lights on them?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 10:24 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
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so you can see who your running over.
why is there always one sausage that refuses to turn brown.
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 03:33 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 93
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Because if every sausage were brown it would be totally racist, yo!
Where does snow come from?
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| Posted: 25 February 2010 05:21 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 839
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Santa's elves make it and distribute it.
Why do ceiling fans have 5 blades?
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| Posted: 26 February 2010 04:03 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
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it takes five blades to decapitate a zombie head, four blades would leave the head handing off.
why are trees made of wood?
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| Posted: 26 February 2010 04:29 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 186
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Because trees are old, and they didn't have plastic in the olden days.
If chairs have arms and feet, why don't they have hands?
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