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Posted: 26 February 2010 05:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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when you sit on them they will pinch your bum if they had hands.


why did i forget to ask a question and have to edit this post
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Posted: 26 February 2010 10:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Because Microsoft is trying to erase your memory.

Why do animals have tails?
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Posted: 26 February 2010 10:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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to help prop them up when they get drunk

what happens if you sneeze with your eyes open?
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Posted: 26 February 2010 10:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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if they were ugly we'd probably eat them.

what happens if i put a cork up a dogs bum.
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Posted: 27 February 2010 08:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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You'd probably catch him doing the butt scoot thing across the floor to get it out.

Why do cats like to do the happy foot (making biscuits, kneading, playing piano) thing?
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Posted: 28 February 2010 05:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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because if they didnt there ears would fall off.


why does Gordon Brown have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
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Posted: 28 February 2010 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Genetic experimentation gone terribly wrong.

Why does our license plates in Utah say "greatest snow on earth" when we haven't had snow on the ground where I live for weeks?
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Posted: 01 March 2010 02:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Because that is where snow is MADE - haven't you seen the famous snow factory of Utah?

Why does the sun always shine right in your eyes in the morning?
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Posted: 01 March 2010 07:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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how else would it piss you off. poke a sun ray up your bottom.


why is it the sun goes in when i put my washing on the line?
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Posted: 01 March 2010 07:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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It has to do with the laws of balance in the universe. When you put your wash out something has to go in to maintain that balance.

Someone wanted me to bring in something for them at work today, I totally forgot! Why do I keep forgetting to bring things into work?
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Posted: 01 March 2010 09:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Because there are little evil work monkeys watching your every move. It's their job to make you look bad in front of your co-workers.

What happens inside of a fridge when the doors are closed?
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Posted: 01 March 2010 11:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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little workmen who blow cold air come out and blow all over your food to keep them closed.


my cat is not allowed in my wardrobe, but everytime i look away he runs in there and curls up, why does he keep doing it? ( he gets removed and told off everytime btw)
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Posted: 01 March 2010 03:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Because he's looking for Narnia.

Why does the dryer like to take 1 sock from every pair?
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Posted: 02 March 2010 04:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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so at christmas your machine can give you a presant... your missing socks.
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Posted: 02 March 2010 07:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Why does everything tend to happen on the same day? I had a ton of stuff to do yesterday but I have absolutely nothing going on other days. Why does everything happen on the same day?
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