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| Posted: 02 March 2010 10:54 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
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because thats the way the cookie crumbles.
why have i got serious baby brain!!!?
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| Posted: 02 March 2010 12:53 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 839
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To leave room for the little people who work the brain.
What's the point of grass?
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| Posted: 02 March 2010 01:27 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 794
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For kids to have a soft(er) place to fall when they play in the yard.
Why is things that are salty and grease filled (like potato chips and french fries) are so additively yummy?
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| Posted: 02 March 2010 07:49 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 93
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Because they put nicotine in them
Why do dogs have 4 legs?
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| Posted: 02 March 2010 10:21 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
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Because 3 is not enough and 5 are too many.
How many M&M's is too many?
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| Posted: 02 March 2010 11:12 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
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When you begin to sort the W&W's from the M&M's.
Why do we have to file income taxes?
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| Posted: 03 March 2010 06:01 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
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because if you dont your face explodes?
why did i eat half a packet of cookies?
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| Posted: 03 March 2010 11:24 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
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So that you can eat the other half today.
Why is snow white?
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| Posted: 05 March 2010 04:19 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 794
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God spilled a bottle of bleach.
Why is Boarderlands such an addictive game?
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| Posted: 05 March 2010 11:11 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 839
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Because gearbox sprinkled some nicotine onto each disc.
Why are there only 24 hours in a day?
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| Posted: 06 March 2010 07:58 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 93
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Because the 25th hour overdosed
Where do babies come from?
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| Posted: 06 March 2010 11:46 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
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I think mother goose has something to do with it...
What does the "i" in iPod stand for?
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| Posted: 08 March 2010 07:06 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 186
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Nothing - because there is no I in team, and there was loads left over, so apple had to used them up.
Why do we have to wait, to be put on a waiting list?
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| Posted: 08 March 2010 07:46 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
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Um... I am busy right now, do you mind if you wait a few minutes and I can get back to you on that?
Where are my car keys?
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| Posted: 08 March 2010 08:09 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
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up your arse on the second shelf. lol.
why is it when you get an itchy foot, you start walking funny and stamping your foot into the floor. scratching it doesnt satisfy the itch.
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