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| Posted: 16 March 2010 05:14 PM |
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[ # 61 ]
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 93
Joined 2009-12-19
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Because Mentos stole Coke's girl in college
How does a washing machine work?
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| Posted: 17 March 2010 06:53 AM |
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[ # 62 ]
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 186
Joined 2009-09-08
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The dirt fish come out, swim around and suck up the dirt ... but sometimes they accidentally suck up a whole sock, which is why you never have a pair.
Why do you feel so guilty when you mess things up, even if it's an honest mistake?
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| Posted: 23 March 2010 01:45 PM |
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[ # 63 ]
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 794
Joined 2010-01-05
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Because the angel on your shoulder just beat up the devil on your other shoulder.
Why does the Republican party in the US have an elephant as its mascot?
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 1088
Joined 2009-10-13
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Because they have pin the tale on the elephant parties
Why do men have nipples?
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 794
Joined 2010-01-05
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Because at the end of the day with out a little bit of women in their day, they are nothing.
Why can't I eat just one potato chip, why must I always eat more?
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 1660
Joined 2009-12-22
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Because it's mandatory by the laws of nature in Pluto.
What do mushrooms smell like?
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| Posted: 11 August 2010 06:42 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 76
Joined 2009-09-08
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Your mom.
Why can't Coke and Pepsi just get along?
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| Posted: 12 August 2010 09:25 AM |
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[ # 68 ]
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 310
Joined 2009-10-26
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because Coke stole Pepsi's barbie when they were 8
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
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| Posted: 19 August 2010 12:38 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
Joined 2009-10-08
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santa clause
bum titty bum titty bum bum bum was written by who?
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| Posted: 27 October 2010 11:41 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
Joined 2009-10-08
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fred flintstone
what am i wearing???
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| Posted: 02 December 2010 04:32 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 44
Joined 2010-12-01
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clothes! lol
(chuckles) What is chocolate made of?
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| Posted: 12 December 2010 12:54 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 2361
Joined 2009-10-08
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silver bells and puppy dogs tails, and pretty maids all in a row.
who's idea was it to make santa fat??
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| Posted: 26 December 2010 12:10 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 794
Joined 2010-01-05
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It is a conspiracy cooked up by the candy companies so people will think it is OK to be fat and eat sweets.
Why are my Christmas lights blinking?
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| Posted: 27 December 2010 11:58 AM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 154
Joined 2010-04-19
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Because you put blinky bulb in.
Why do cats meow?
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| Posted: 28 December 2010 02:39 PM |
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AwesomeSauce
Total Posts: 1349
Joined 2010-03-10
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Because barking is out of the question.
Why does my face itch when my hands are full?
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