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funny messages recieved over xbox live
Posted: 15 May 2010 04:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 46 ]
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I received a message from some random yesterday, usually I don't reply but I was bored so...

Him: Hey baby, u wanna see something cool?
Me: Like what?
Him: its a surprise
Me: ok, sure
Him: *sends picture of his junk*
Me: Mine is bigger


He didn't answer after that and I reported him. lmao.
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Posted: 15 May 2010 06:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 47 ]
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^^^^ LMFAO!!!!!!! epic win for the comeback!!!!! lol
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Posted: 03 June 2010 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 48 ]
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Kiki - 15 May 2010 08:50 AM
I received a message from some random yesterday, usually I don't reply but I was bored so...

Him: Hey baby, u wanna see something cool?
Me: Like what?
Him: its a surprise
Me: ok, sure
Him: *sends picture of his junk*
Me: Mine is bigger


He didn't answer after that and I reported him. lmao.


Lmao! That's great! :D
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Posted: 08 June 2010 05:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 49 ]
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^^ I use that every time now, it works like a charm. grin
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Posted: 16 June 2010 08:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 50 ]
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It's funny to see all the messages guys have sent us and I'm sure we've all been getting these messages from totally different guys yet they all say the same thing. pretty sad. One that was really interesting and that stuck out to me out of all of them went like this after a match of MW2

Dude - How are you doing tonight?
Me - Why?
Dude - Just want to know
Me - I'm fine
Dude - So you a girl?
Me- Why would you say that?
Dude - Cuz your avatar is a girl
Me - I could be a guy
Dude - Nope your a girl and your hot (this is based off my avatar pic which was like the side of the face)
Me - Is that so?
Dude - Yes ma'am (Uhhgh)
Me- Im not hot im horribly ugly leave me alone.
Dude- No your hot, that something a hottie such as yourself would say wink sent a friend request
Then i blocked communications with him

He was one of those guys who has nothing but girls on his FL
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Posted: 17 June 2010 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 51 ]
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This wasn't through a message, but in-game and funny... At least to ME it is... >_<
A couple nights back, some of us ladies got together to take advantage of the x6 EXP on Gears 2... Hey chikas, remember this? Pre-game lobby, there were these jerks mouthing off and being silly... Had a few cuss words in there, then Dude #1 said my gamertag (without the "T" of course... God, people can't read) and Dude #2 added "Arrrrrrrr" Rolling those "R's"... Made us want to get them soo bad... We lost by a few points, but post-game lobby, Dude #1 said, "Yo, send me your e-mail addresses so I can send you the game manual... You suck!" after a few seconds... "Except you, KiTtY" and right on time, Dude #2 "Arrrrrrr" Twin and I suddenly bust out laughing and were like idiots since we were the only ones who can hear these guys through the TV (we were in party chat) We kinda had to explain to our chat party buddies what was going on... Ahihihi... =Þ
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Posted: 17 June 2010 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 52 ]
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Some weird stuff out there! Why, creepy internet boys, why?

My favorite: "One more achievement and your gamerscore will be OVER 9000!!!!"

I had to send that guy a friend request after that. grin
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Posted: 26 June 2010 06:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 53 ]
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So I got a message a couple of weeks back from some random guy that said "I just wanna touch your boobs" so I replied very happily "and I wanna chop your d*** off and feed it to you" well he sent me a message back that said "thats a new one", lol and I haven't heard from him since lol. I was in a really evil mood LOL I don't even know where it came from!



I also got a message the other day from a guy I had recently played with that said "I like fat chicks with unibrows and stretch marks!" lol it is in my xbox bio, but it was still funny/wierd.
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